Title: snirthday sex (snail birthday sex)
Fandom: VIXX
Rating: somewhere btw PG-13 and R?
Genre: crack
Word Count: 1,769
Pairing: Hakyeon/Taekwoon
Summary: (TFLN) "his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so i sent her a pic of me sucking his dick"
Warnings: secondhand embarrassment, Hakyeon
Notes: I LIIIIIIIIVE ( Read more... )

3 Tweetfics
Rating: PG
Word Count: 3,038 total
Notes: I've been hanging on to the first two for a while now since i wanted to wait until I had more words to post. The TaoChen blew up, though, so here you go.

haec!verse bookstore crew
Pairings: SeKai, XiuHan
Originally tweeted: September 2013

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Title: Turning Over a New Leaf
Fandom: EXO
Rating: G
Genre: crack
Word count: 5,315
Summary: Minseok moved to a little town no one had ever heard of and almost instantly regretted it. It wasn't just that the town residents mistook him for their new mayor. It wasn't even the fact that they all seemed to be human-sized animals. It might have had more ( Read more... )

Title: A Frilling Tale
Fandom: EXO
Rating: R
Genre: crack
Word count: 4,586
Pairing: SeHo
Summary: Sehun never thought he'd be wanting Junmyeon to slow down more, yet there he was.
Notes: Well, this 'Verse escalated quickly. Um. This is for Mia and Haze because they've spent quite a lot of time telling me how they feel about Sehun in this. Mia ( Read more... )

Title: Once a Thong a Time
Fandom: EXO
Rating: PG-ish
Genre: crack
Word count: 1,553
Pairing: ChanKai
Summary: *Spongebob announcer voice* Later that evening...
Notes: Oh, look I did another thing to torment Jess. Isn't it lovely? I'm glad we live in a country where we can torment Jess. Good night, America ( Read more... )

Title: Paradox
Fandom: EXO
Rating: G
Genre: oh, crack
Word count: 2,250
Pairing: SuChen (only mentioned)
Summary: Junmyeon was apprenticed to a pirate at a young age, by mistake, and is now free. He considers it his duty to rid the world of his former crew, and has fallen in love with the ward of a rather dubious Major-General. Then things get ( Read more... )

Title: Panty Line
Fandom: EXO
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1,530
Pairing: BaekTao, SeHo, ChanKai
Summary: To those in the know, EXO's maknae line has another name.
Notes: This is nothing but pure snarky banter! No sexy times here! I am sorry. Maybe next time.
Warnings: crossdressing! boys in women's lingerie! \o/

( Fifty Shades of Jongin's Shame )

Title: Just Keep Swimming
Fandom: EXO
Rating: G
Genre: oh god crack
Word count: 1,517
Pairing: Kray/Krispy Lays
Summary: (AU) Wufan makes a mental note to definitely ban all movies from now on. Movies give Yixing ideas, and Yixing with ideas is dangerous.
Notes: JQ THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT WHY WHY WHY ( Read more... )

Title: gravidity
Fandom: SHINee
Rating: PG
Genre: “say crack again” “crack”
Word count: 3,779
Pairing: OnKey
Warnings: ridiculously improbable (and unexplained??) mpreg
Summary: Usually you remember how you got to be eight months pregnant. It usually also involves having less Y chromosome.
Notes: An, what have you done. Happy birthday ( Read more... )

Title: Let's play Space Invaders
Fandom: SHINee
Rating: PG (f-bomb is dropped but that's it?)
Genre: All snark, no plot (shameless crackfic)
Word count: 2,011
Pairing(s): nothing? alternatively, everything? (mostly Jonghyun/everyone, but also Onkey)
Summary: In which Jinki remembers why they're not trusted with free time.
Notes: THERE WERE NOT ( Read more... )